Lets cheer thee all up.

tilly · Post by **tilly** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 11:17 am

A Yorkshireman goes to the vet Yorkshireman Ayup lad a need to talk to thee abart me cat. Vet is it a tom? Yorkshireman Nay lad brought it wi me. t Yorkshiremans dog dies and as it was his favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by .Yorkshireman Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? Jeweller 18 carat. Yorkshireman No i want it chewin a bone tha daft begger. .

Post by **cnosni** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 11:20 am

groan

tilly · Post by **tilly** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 11:23 am

cnosni wrote: groan Good someone is alive out there.I thought there was only me left. lol

jim · Post by **jim** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 12:08 pm

I thought it was worth two groans, Cnosni.

Brandy · Post by **Brandy** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 12:10 pm

A Dyslexic man walks into a Bra.Boooom boooooooooom

String o' beads · Post by **String o' beads** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 12:20 pm

Shakespeare walks into a bar. Barman says, 'Get out. You're bard'.

tilly · Post by **tilly** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 12:29 pm

Here we go comeing thick and fast theres nothing like a good clean joke to cheer you up.A man walks into a fish and chip shop and said fish and chips twice please.The women behind the counter says i heard you the first time.lol

Hats Off · Post by **Hats Off** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 1:58 pm

I went to the doctor & said "I've hurt my arm in two places." The doctor said "Well don't go there then."

Hats Off · Post by **Hats Off** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 1:59 pm

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."

Hats Off · Post by **Hats Off** » Sun 31 Oct, 2010 2:02 pm

I told my wife that black underwear turns me on, so she didn't wash my vest for a fortnight !