Leeds eh? What's it like?

String o' beads · Post by **String o' beads** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 7:36 pm

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leeds'Many tourists are seen relaxing in deckchairs in Roundhay Park on midsummer afternoons, enjoying choice local fare such as kebabs marinated in rain, luke-warm Tetley bitter, and barmcake[2] before venturing to local pubs for an evening of drunkenness, violence and STDs.Also popular are its "savage reservations" especially around Burley, Chapeltown, Seacroft, Swarcliffe, Harehills and bits of the city centre, where tourists can see real-life savagery in action, such as gangs of kids beating up students, stealing cars, burning down pubs and robbing houses.'

Chrism · Post by **Chrism** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 7:48 pm

Barmcake? it's a breadcake.

jim · Post by **jim** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 7:57 pm

Seems to cover everything except the particular function of the Black Prince as defined in these very pages.

raveydavey · Post by **raveydavey** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 8:12 pm

"Many tourists are seen relaxing in deckchairs in Roundhay Park on midsummer afternoons"Deckchairs at Roundhay Park? Clearly a work of fiction.I suspect it was written by a jealous Sheffieldian.

String o' beads · Post by **String o' beads** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 8:26 pm

Don't think so. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sheffield

Post by **chameleon** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 9:11 pm

Chrism wrote: Barmcake? it's a breadcake. On this side of the big hill anyway.

Post by **chameleon** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 9:12 pm

raveydavey wrote: "Many tourists are seen relaxing in deckchairs in Roundhay Park on midsummer afternoons"Deckchairs at Roundhay Park? Clearly a work of fiction.I suspect it was written by a jealous Sheffieldian. Or an eye-witness account from our dear YEP!

Lilysmum · Post by **Lilysmum** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 9:15 pm

Ha Ha! Well it doesn't make Leeds sound like a place you'd want to visit.... but after reading the Sheffield one it didn't seem that bad afterall. Had a read of the other places in Yorkshire and it's kept me entertained for a fair while!

Post by **cnosni** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 9:49 pm

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newc ... ePriceless

Post by **cnosni** » Fri 16 Jul, 2010 10:01 pm

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Manchester" Manchester FactsBaggy is the official religion of Madchester, although house does have a small and all too vocal following of late. Madchester is also known for its competitions to see who can out-chav each other, which is why Madchester became off limits to the world. Stockport is a cult started in 1992 following the discovery of ancient Roman artifacts. The discovery was made by Mr. Burnard Manning on an archaeological dig in the south Madchester wastelands. After presenting his discovery to the archaeological foundation society, many people thought this unearthing was a sign from the prophet "Bræbure" who warned of the coming of the apocalypse, or "þryingtoan". Leeds is better. "