Lets cheer thee all up.

[tilly]

Just read a great book its called Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.    

[kango]

tilly wrote: Just read a great book its called Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.     If I give You a shilling will You go play In next street!!!    

[Middleton Sheriff]

Following a huge explosion in Homebase the first emergency services on the scene were astonished to find people stuck to the walls and ceilings all over the store.It was a "no more nails" bomb.

[jim]

kango wrote: tilly wrote: Just read a great book its called Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.     If I give You a shilling will You go play In next street!!!     The railwayman's version was "If I give you a ball, will you go and play on the main line?". As an annoying young apprentice I was a frequent recipient.

[kango]

I was subjected to Tilly's one liners for quite a while when We worked together, I can see him now heading for the office with a parts request, He would come in to do a fifteen minute spot but was usually payed off after five!! Happy days Tilly old son.    

[tilly]

kango wrote: tilly wrote: Just read a great book its called Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.     If I give You a shilling will You go play In next street!!!     Hi Kango Another book i have just read is Russian Snooker by Inof The Red. Yes Kango great times we had.

[Si]

I'm a schizophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other.

[Patexpat]

jim wrote: kango wrote: tilly wrote: Just read a great book its called Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.     If I give You a shilling will You go play In next street!!!     The railwayman's version was "If I give you a ball, will you go and play on the main line?". As an annoying young apprentice I was a frequent recipient. around our way it was 'go play with the number 72 bus! (Limited stopping service twixt Leeds and Bradford)

[Middleton Sheriff]

Just because you're a schizophrenic doesn't mean we're not going to get you!

[tilly]

Message on an hypochondriacs head stone.I told you i was ill.