Odd sayings

Chrism · Post by **Chrism** » Fri 05 Dec, 2008 7:30 pm

Well I'll go f*** a duck... ...... where the hell did that come from?

Post by **chameleon** » Fri 05 Dec, 2008 7:34 pm

My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable!

Post by **tyke bhoy** » Fri 05 Dec, 2008 8:37 pm

chameleon wrote: My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable! fishes rather than apples in my memory

Post by **chameleon** » Fri 05 Dec, 2008 10:23 pm

tyke bhoy wrote: chameleon wrote: My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable! fishes rather than apples in my memory Obviuosly a different teacher, not Mike then - but the same difference

rangieowner · Post by **rangieowner** » Sat 06 Dec, 2008 1:33 am

Anyone ever heard "Go f**k spiders" ? A guy i used to know always said it instead of "go f**k yourself"

Brandy · Post by **Brandy** » Sat 06 Dec, 2008 2:53 pm

I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol

Arry Awk · Post by **Arry Awk** » Sat 06 Dec, 2008 5:47 pm

Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds).

Trojan · Post by **Trojan** » Sat 06 Dec, 2008 6:38 pm

'Arry 'Awk wrote: Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds). IN Morley (pre Leeds days) it was always Stanley Royd

simong · Post by **simong** » Sun 07 Dec, 2008 2:36 pm

Trojan wrote: 'Arry 'Awk wrote: Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds). IN Morley (pre Leeds days) it was always Stanley Royd On a slightly related note, as a kid we would say 'the green van's coming for you' if someone did something mad or strange.

Bramley4woods · Post by **Bramley4woods** » Sun 07 Dec, 2008 6:44 pm

Said by a mother to a kid with a dirty face."Yer a livin' disgrace" Said by a mother to a kid with tousled hair."Get yer 'air combed, it's stuck out like sore fingers"