THINGS YOU DON'T SEE ANYMORE (Part 1)

fevlad · Post by **fevlad** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 11:39 am

men calling each other 'luv' but not in a gay way

astragirl · Post by **astragirl** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 12:27 pm

stevief wrote: Window cleaners up ladders(it's a H & S issue).Also columns of midges on a summers evening.Bonfires on cobbled streets.Milk freezing in the bottle and the Blue Tits getting to it.Icicles.White Cross quality perambulators(the Rolls/Royce of prams) I never saw anyone trying to get on a bus with one though! Hi there. Its actually Silver Cross prams, and mothers used to use their legs in those days and WALK places!! Now they swing babies round in those things that look a bit like supermarket baskets and travel about in taxis, usually at our, the taxpayers' expense! Cheers

fevlad · Post by **fevlad** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 2:08 pm

astragirl wrote: stevief wrote: Window cleaners up ladders(it's a H & S issue).Also columns of midges on a summers evening.Bonfires on cobbled streets.Milk freezing in the bottle and the Blue Tits getting to it.Icicles.White Cross quality perambulators(the Rolls/Royce of prams) I never saw anyone trying to get on a bus with one though! Hi there. Its actually Silver Cross prams, and mothers used to use their legs in those days and WALK places!! Now they swing babies round in those things that look a bit like supermarket baskets and travel about in taxis, usually at our, the taxpayers' expense! Cheers fathers do as well. When I was a dad of young uns I don't recall using a taxi at the taxpayers expense though.For some reason when I was getting on a bus I never got any help from fellow passengers

wiggy · Post by **wiggy** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 2:29 pm

LS1 wrote: wiggy wrote: LS1 wrote: Sorrry to lower the tone, but white dog poo. Never see that anymore! that was my opening salvo,along with the two headed dog! Oh yeah - just noticed. Still wondered why it was white though! Have a look at this for some answers...http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueri ... 31,00.html great stuff,especially the guy who took photos and celebrated when he found some!!

Post by **chameleon** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 8:07 pm

astragirl wrote: stevief wrote: Window cleaners up ladders(it's a H & S issue).Also columns of midges on a summers evening.Bonfires on cobbled streets.Milk freezing in the bottle and the Blue Tits getting to it.Icicles.White Cross quality perambulators(the Rolls/Royce of prams) I never saw anyone trying to get on a bus with one though! Hi there. Its actually Silver Cross prams, and mothers used to use their legs in those days and WALK places!! Now they swing babies round in those things that look a bit like supermarket baskets and travel about in taxis, usually at our, the taxpayers' expense! Cheers Now even the Supermarkets try to avoid them walking more than 20ft from the car park to the door and changing rooms. How ever did we manage in the past!

Trojan · Post by **Trojan** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 10:25 pm

never had you down as a public school boy trojan!It does sound a bit kinky I admit, but then if you tried to describe a Rugby scrum to someone who hadn't seen would so would that!

stevief · Post by **stevief** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 11:12 pm

astragirl wrote: stevief wrote: Window cleaners up ladders(it's a H & S issue).Also columns of midges on a summers evening.Bonfires on cobbled streets.Milk freezing in the bottle and the Blue Tits getting to it.Icicles.White Cross quality perambulators(the Rolls/Royce of prams) I never saw anyone trying to get on a bus with one though! Hi there. Its actually Silver Cross prams, and mothers used to use their legs in those days and WALK places!! Now they swing babies round in those things that look a bit like supermarket baskets and travel about in taxis, usually at our, the taxpayers' expense! Cheers Thanks for that astragirl.Of course it's Silver Cross,I was getting mixed up with the pub a bit further up the road...

stevief · Post by **stevief** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 11:14 pm

Pepsodent Arry?"You'll wonder where the yellow went,when you brush with Pepsodent!"

Post by **chameleon** » Mon 17 Mar, 2008 11:57 pm

And paraffin. Boom, boom, boom ,boom - ES - SO - BLUE!

oldleedsman · Post by **oldleedsman** » Tue 18 Mar, 2008 12:19 am

chameleon wrote: And paraffin. Boom, boom, boom ,boom - ES - SO - BLUE! You spoilt my primary school joke: 'What has 4 bums and is blue?'