SecretLeeds - History, culture and architecture in Leeds

A Yorkshireman goes to the vet Yorkshireman Ayup lad a need to talk to thee abart me cat. Vet is it a tom? Yorkshireman Nay lad brought it wi me. t                                                                                                         Yorkshiremans dog dies and as it was his favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by .Yorkshireman Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? Jeweller 18 carat. Yorkshireman No i want it chewin a bone tha daft begger. .                                                                                                                    

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cnosni wrote: groan Good someone is alive out there.I thought there was only me left. lol

I thought it was worth two groans, Cnosni.

A Dyslexic man walks into a Bra.Boooom boooooooooom    

Shakespeare walks into a bar. Barman says, 'Get out. You're bard'.

Here we go comeing thick and fast theres nothing like a good clean joke to cheer you up.A man walks into a fish and chip shop and said fish and chips twice please.The women behind the counter says i heard you the first time.lol

I went to the doctor & said "I've hurt my arm in two places." The doctor said "Well don't go there then."

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."

I told my wife that black underwear turns me on, so she didn't wash my vest for a fortnight !