Lets cheer thee all up.

[Hats Off]

I'm trying to teach my dog to dance but its no good, he's got two left feet !

[tilly]

Paddy goes to the butchers and says can i have a pound of pork sausages.The butcher says paddy we are in the e.e.c now its kilos. So paddy says well give me a pound of kilos then.lol

[tilly]

A man walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a pint of bitter.The landlord pulls him one the man says this beer is cloudy the landlord say what do you want for two pounds a pint Thunder and lightning.

[Crazy Jane]

The latest drug craze in Yorkshire is for ravers to inject Ecstacy into their mouth with a dental syringe. They call it E by gum.An Irish man goes for a job on a building site, and the gaffer says to him "You can have the job if you can answer one question, what is the difference between a girder and a joist"That's easy he says "Girder wrote Faust and joist wrote Ulysses"

[dogduke]

Did you hear about the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac ?Used to lay awake all night,wondering if therereally was a Dog.

[cnosni]

Whats the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?You cant wash your hands in a BuffaloBurrum,tish

[Bert]

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? One mucks around a fountain all day.

[cnosni]

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?Tumbleweed.........

[Si]

What's the difference between Frank Sinatra and Walt Disney?Frank sings, and Walt Disney.

[Trojan]

cnosni wrote: Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?Tumbleweed......... Did you hear about the dyslexic bloke who bought a sex guide?Wanted to know where his wife kept the vinegar.Anyway dyslexia lures KO.