My mother in law

sundowner · Post by **sundowner** » Tue 25 Nov, 2008 3:19 pm

I stuck up for my mother in law last night.Someone said she was not fit to sleep with a pig and i said she was.

Arry Awk · Post by **Arry Awk** » Tue 25 Nov, 2008 5:54 pm

M.I.L AKA 'Hitler in Knickers' (One of Les' gems!)

stodge. · Post by **stodge.** » Wed 26 Nov, 2008 1:02 pm

Whats the best weight for your mother in law ?2 to 3lb's including the urn.

Post by **cnosni** » Wed 26 Nov, 2008 11:29 pm

Walking home from the club with the wife.On the corner of the street,under a street light,i could just make out the figure of a woman being beaten on the ground by three men.In horror we ran to the womans aid to see if we could help.As we got closer my wife realised it was her mother,she screamed Mam!!She turned to me and said"Arent you going to help???"I said no,theres enough of them already!!Bum Bum

Steve Jones · Post by **Steve Jones** » Thu 27 Nov, 2008 8:22 pm

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million pounds and beat me half to death."

dogduke · Post by **dogduke** » Tue 02 Dec, 2008 7:16 pm

In the garden of a house just entering Humanby there is a box type trailer.On the side is painted 'mother in law in transit'