Joke of the Week

Off-topic discussions, musings and chat
dogduke
Posts: 1315
Joined: Thu 03 Jan, 2008 6:47 am

Re: Joke of the Week

Postby dogduke » Thu 07 Mar, 2019 11:28 pm

Glasgow Nicknames

Dulux. Just has the one coat
Two soups. The man called Campbell Baxter
The Colostomy. The girlfriend of a married man,
The wee bag at his side
Boomerang Kid. I'll get back to you on that
Parachute. Let's everyone down
Genie. Only appears when a bottle opens
Yeti. Long term sickness,sightings not
confirmed
Gas Man. Has serviced a lot of old boilers
Hostage. I would like to help but my hands
are tied
Olympic Flame. He never goes out
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.


warringtonrhino
Posts: 341
Joined: Sat 18 Feb, 2012 2:31 pm

Re: Joke of the Week

Postby warringtonrhino » Fri 15 Mar, 2019 10:56 am

Eastbourne.JPG
Eastbourne.JPG (379.94 KiB) Viewed 143 times
User avatar
tilly
Posts: 1909
Joined: Mon 11 Jan, 2010 2:32 pm

Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Fri 15 Mar, 2019 8:01 pm

A man goes to court for a divorce the judge says whats the problem,the man says my wife goes from pub to pub until twelve at night.The judge says why is she doing that the man says looking for me.
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.
volvojack
Posts: 1191
Joined: Tue 26 Jan, 2016 11:57 am

Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Mon 18 Mar, 2019 2:18 pm

The inventor of the first bulletproof vehicle Ahmed Carr died today
....................................................................................
The Irish Cabinet worried by the increasing price of Oil have decided to Import 200,000 Tonnes of Sand from the Middle East and dig for it themselves.


Return to





Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 6 and 0 guests